Donald Is Obsessed with Rosie

Rosie O'Donnell announced earlier this week that she was leaving "The View" in June because of conflicts with renewing her schedule.

Donald Trump said no way, Rosie was fired and it was solely because of him.

The feud between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump is like a 'feud' between two elementary school kids: boy hits girl and makes her cry, then girl hits back and makes him cry. By the time they get to middle school they're dating.

Sure, this situation is different seeing as at least one of the parties isn't straight. Well, Rosie did grab her female region and said "Eat Me" to a fictitious Donald Trump during a promotional speech on Monday, but I digress.

They are both insanely childish and obviously very obsessed with one another.

The kind of name-calling they splash across the media to one another is incredibly elementary. With all that money, couldn't Mr. Trump buy himself a thesaurus and think of more mature insults than "loser" and "pig." How about an oleaginous derelict (fatty hobo)?

And please, Rosie, the hair joke? That joke's been overexposed more than Paris Hilton. There is so much rich material to work with, like every aspect of his face and his real-estate talent (for getting out of bankruptcy). Take a cue from Meryl Streep a la "The Devil Wears Prada," nothing works better than a smart, nasty comment.

But seriously, they're completely obsessed with each other because without this fight they would probably both be D list TV hosts. I predict they will continue this cat fight until either they get a talk show together and make millions or one of them dies.

I hope it's the talk show.

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